So any of you who know me know that I have lovingly named my car after one of he world's most famousest of Dragons... SMAUG.... seven years BEFORE everyone knew what the hell Smaug was. I would get weird question like, "What are you from California?" "So your car pollutes THAT much?" "What are you a weirdo?"
When I first saw a Dodge Magnum it was in 2005... I was on the CIP (Cross Island Expressway) and a black one zoomed past before I could see what kind of car it was. I knew though that one day I would own one. I finally found out the make & model, and saw it was available in red... my favorite color other than black. & not only red, but INFERNO RED CRYSTAL PEARL! SIIIICK!
So I got one in 2007... used from a lot in queens... with a few scrapes here & there... but I loved it anyway. And I had already picked Smaug as his name.
We've had lots of great times my wheeled dragon ride & I... Dodge Magnums are nothing to sneeze at. It may be an aerodynamic station wagon, but I've left my share of Beamers in the dust. 5.7 liter engine with a HEMI makes it so even the fastest little coopers tore ass trying to get away...
I was excited when the second Hobbit movie came out, since now everyone would actually know what the hell my license plate said... except now people thought i DID it because of the movie... ugh... there is a reason they are called ' the masses' ..
But alas... the black arrow on 183 has sung and struck him in his exposed scale... and he is no more.
That Bard's a dick.
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