Monday, February 24, 2014

The Desolation of Smaug..


So any of you who know me know that I have lovingly named my car after one of he world's most famousest of Dragons...  SMAUG.... seven years BEFORE  everyone knew what the hell Smaug was.  I would get weird question like, "What are you from California?"  "So your car pollutes THAT  much?"  "What are you a weirdo?"  

When I first saw a Dodge Magnum it was in 2005... I was on the CIP (Cross Island Expressway) and a black one zoomed past before I could see what kind of car it was. I knew though that one day I would own one.  I finally found out the make & model, and saw it was available in  red... my favorite color other than black.  & not only red, but INFERNO RED CRYSTAL PEARL!  SIIIICK!

So I got one in 2007... used from a lot in queens...  with a few scrapes here & there... but I loved it anyway.  And I had already picked Smaug as his name.

We've had lots of great times my wheeled dragon ride & I...  Dodge Magnums are nothing to sneeze at.  It may be an aerodynamic station wagon, but I've left my share of Beamers in the dust. 5.7 liter engine with a HEMI makes it so even the fastest little coopers tore ass trying to get away...

I was excited when the second Hobbit movie came out, since now everyone would actually know what the hell my license plate said...  except now people thought i DID it because of the movie... ugh... there is a reason they are called ' the masses' ..

But alas... the black arrow on 183 has sung and struck him in his exposed scale... and he is no more.

That Bard's a dick.

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